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Democrats

I belong to no organized political party - I am a Democrat.
     - Will Rogers

When the Democratic Party forms a firing squad we form a circle.photo of elderly war veteran in Beijing, Tian An Men Square
     - Morris Udall

War veteran, Tiananmen Square, Beijing, China

Republicans

I don't want to be a Republican. I just want to live like one.
     - Eugene Cervi

When Republican speech-makers think they are thinking, they are only re-arranging their prejudices.
     - Adlai Stevenson

I wish somebody would make a new Republican speech.
     - Frank McKinney Hubbard

I don't want to lay the blame on the Republicans for the Depression. They're not smart enough to think up all those things that have happened.
     - Will Rogers

For a working man or woman to vote Republican this year is the same as a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.
     - Walter Mondale

The battle for the mind of Ronald Reagan was like the trench warfare of World War I. Never have so many fought so hard for such barren terrain.
     - Pessy Noonan

The historical record is that 19 years ago, I used marijuana once at a party...in New Orleans.... It didn't have any effect on me. As a matter of fact, I never went back and revisited it.
     - Newt Gingrich


Democrats and Republicans

All Democrats are insane, but not one of them know it; none but the Republicans and Mugwumps know it. All the Republicans are insane, but only the Democrats and Mugwumps can perceive it.
     - Mark Twain

Democrats are...the party that says government can make you richer, smarter, taller and get the chickweed out of your lawn. Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then they get elected to prove it.
     - P.J. O'Rourke

Generally, a Republican looks down when he walks; a Democrat up. Neither looks ahead.
     - Roger Rosenblatt

        Books with many interesting and amusing quotes include The Wit and Wisdom of Politics, edited by Chuck Henning (Fulcrum Publishing) and Bartlett's Familiar Quotations. You may find them in your local library, bookstore, or on-line booksellers like Amazon Books (http://www.amazon.com) and Barnes and Noble (http://www.barnesandnoble.com).
 

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